Improbable Conversation

Girl : Mom, meet David, we are getting married
Mom: Oh...
Girl : David is sooo nice he even gonna leave his pregnant wife and kids to marry me!
Mom: Wow...so nice of him (turning to David), Are you going to leave my daughter too in the future for a newer girl?
David: Of cos ma'am, who wanna git stuck with some preggo lady yah?
Mom: Ooooh and he is SO HONEST TOO! Have a sit David, I'll get something for you to drink...