LOTR

me: Caught the movie yesterday. Fantastic.
fren: Wow, LOTR is like so yesterday. Hahahaha! and you are like way behind time.
.....so whats it all about?
me: whats it all about? YOU have not seen it.
fren: nope.
me: Its about 4 vertically-challenged men running around bare-footed all over New Zealand trying to find a live volcano to get rid of a ring. Of cos, they were assisted by a dwarf (most probably on loan from Cinderella), a good but feminine-looking elf (also looks like offsprings from Doctor Spock of Star Trek) and a handsome brave hero who looks like he's better off being a footballer for Man U.
fren: ---?