Van Helsing

Some questions pop into my head as i watch this rather exciting (in the eye-candy kind of way) but quite predictable movie:

1. Why is Hugh Jackman always playing the lead role of a hero-without-memory-of-the-past? (remember Wolverine?)

2. And why is his lost past / memory is always connected to his main nemesis (the villian)?

3. Why must everybody (from human to vampire to werewolves) exit a building via crashing through its glass windows?

4. How come the Frankenstein, which has been hiding in a hole for so long suddenly knows so much about the vampires?

5. How come the three female vampires have no nipples?

6.How come i got time to watch this movie despite my hectic and busy work schedules?

Go watch the movie...it is actually exciting, just to watch the vampires flying at supersonic speed and throw a cow through a roof. Okay, don't get me started on that cow-abuse thingy...