Email Peculiarities

EMAIL ISSUE #1

For the umpteenth times (just don't ask me what numeral is an "ump"), Ed would appear at my workstation and;

ED: Boss, I just send you an email.
ME: Uh...ermm....do you always personally inform the person you email to?
ED: No lah...but this one is good....quick open.
ME: And I have to open it now...in front of you.
ED: yah yah quick.

If he could actually WALK OVER to my station and inform me he send me an email, couldn't he just TELL me what it was and save all the clicking and bandwidth? Arrrgh.

EMAIL ISSUE #2

I hate it, with all my heart, when somebody send me an email with the entire content inside the Subject Line.

TO: BuffaloBob
CC:
Subject: Please don't forget to attend the Cluster Management Meeting tomorrow at 0830 hrs at Level 2 Conference Room and agenda will be emailed to you shortly.

And then the email body / content will be a glaring blank page staring at you, and in your head you know the blank page is actually saying, "Yo stupid, thats all the message there is, its in the Subject line HAHAHA....you don't actually have to open the email HAHAAH gotcha...hahaha".

~sigh.