Vandalised!
An Open Letter To the Person Who vandalise My Car Today
This post is addressed to the person who vandalised my car by way of scratching a very big "U" at my pasenger side door today at 0920hrs (Yes, SDU7152R Black Hyundai Matrix parked at Clementi Blk 369)
Hi.
I do not know who you are, but please understand that I am NOT angry. I fact, I feel guilty thinking that you did not have the time to vandalise the entire car instead of JUST ONE SIDE of my car that will cost me some $160. And yes, letting out ALL the air from my rear tyre was a nice touch too.
Please understand that I am not seeking revenge or even money from you to undo the big long scratch you did....REALLY.....I am just hoping to meet you and perhaps we can sip some camomile tea together while we try to figure out how much I should actually PAY YOU for the effort and time taken to do what you did. REALLY!
This is a longshot. I do not expect YOU to read this, as I assume reading itself should be a monumental challenge on your part by virtue of the fact that you are a social retard, but I hope if YOU, who vandalise my car today read this, understand that I am trying to reach out to you in love and friendship.
Please contact me via PM so that I can ensure your effort has not been a major waste of time.
Sincerely Your(s) Victim.
Buffalobob
This post is addressed to the person who vandalised my car by way of scratching a very big "U" at my pasenger side door today at 0920hrs (Yes, SDU7152R Black Hyundai Matrix parked at Clementi Blk 369)
Hi.
I do not know who you are, but please understand that I am NOT angry. I fact, I feel guilty thinking that you did not have the time to vandalise the entire car instead of JUST ONE SIDE of my car that will cost me some $160. And yes, letting out ALL the air from my rear tyre was a nice touch too.
Please understand that I am not seeking revenge or even money from you to undo the big long scratch you did....REALLY.....I am just hoping to meet you and perhaps we can sip some camomile tea together while we try to figure out how much I should actually PAY YOU for the effort and time taken to do what you did. REALLY!
This is a longshot. I do not expect YOU to read this, as I assume reading itself should be a monumental challenge on your part by virtue of the fact that you are a social retard, but I hope if YOU, who vandalise my car today read this, understand that I am trying to reach out to you in love and friendship.
Please contact me via PM so that I can ensure your effort has not been a major waste of time.
Sincerely Your(s) Victim.
Buffalobob
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