Improbable Conversation

Girl : Mom, meet David, we are getting married
Mom: Oh...
Girl : David is sooo nice he even gonna leave his pregnant wife and kids to marry me!
Mom: Wow...so nice of him (turning to David), Are you going to leave my daughter too in the future for a newer girl?
David: Of cos ma'am, who wanna git stuck with some preggo lady yah?
Mom: Ooooh and he is SO HONEST TOO! Have a sit David, I'll get something for you to drink...

not the perfect day

am thoroughly confused. am experiencing this out-of-body sensation watching self repeating stupid mistakes over and over again. its like a pattern, a programming that goes into infinite loop.

really hate it when self got into a freaking familiar situation and still response and react the exact same way, obviously getting the same exact result. and to think that life is a lesson that can be learnt.

am not truly happy with self. am feeling sad. am wanting not to live again. okay, mebbe not that. am wanting to live again but not in this body nor this life. ~haiz. am so exhausted. will just remain in perfect horizontal position and try not to think. am feeling defeated. but still not dead, that should count for something.

Bovi-what?

clueless friend: Waddahell is Bovination?
me: beats me.
clueless friend: You mean your blog have a title that is meaningless?
me: it is not meaningless...it is just...lacking meaning.
clueless friend: Got sumthin to do with Cows, isn't it?
me: hey, you are getting somewhere there....

Truth be told, I really don't have a clue what Bovination means. Cows, Bovine, nation of cows...lemme think of sumthin'. But there is one other Bovination blog I just came across recently. Its from this guy somewhere Down Under. Ask him, maybe he knows.

Stomach Flattening Program (Revisited)

My stomach is flat, tough and exhibit a well-toned six packs muscle. That was the target. Currently my stomach, or that middle part of my body is still a one-hill landscape that one sees when viewing Mount Everest from afar. Am convinced that Stomach Flattening Program needs to go into version2. Anyway, the fasting month is coming, and am looking forward to a period of forced starvation to flatten stomach. Okay, that was a wee bit drama. Not forced starvation, it is "enhanced discipline".

The main reason for such failure limited success is my inability to give up fried food and eating after 6pm. Yep. Them fried food...aaarrgh! A disgusting bit of info fer you: I separate skin from fried chicken just to eat 'em later individually!

People! need some motivation here! helloo!